Pope Issues Armageddon Alert

Prompted by U.S. State Department. the Pope gave the masses what they wanted and issued a Armageddon alert. "Fear is alive and well in Europe", proclaimed Pope Benedict.

Airport Lobbies Possible Terror Targets in European Plot, Official Says

The State Department issued a highly unusual "Travel Alert" Sunday for "potential terrorist attacks in Europe," saying U.S. citizens are "reminded of the potential for terrorists to attack public transportation systems and other tourist infrastructure."


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