Obama Clinton Spliced for 2012

In order to reduce power struggles, Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton will be genetically spliced by Korean cloning doctors before the runup in the 2012 election.

Obama-Clinton ticket a possibility for 2010?
Former Bush White House chief of staff Andy Card had a few predictions for how the race may shake out - including a possible President Obama-Hillary Clinton ticket.

"[It] wouldn't surprise me if she became the vice presidential nominee. And the vice president [Biden] became the Secretary of State," Card said on CNN's American Morning. "That would shake things up."