Osama bin Dead, so Let's Market Him

I see in the news there is yet another message from Osama bin Dead, which is laughable at best without a current video. Kind of like this beer product and perhaps that's why his kidneys gave out.

Zardari claims Osama bin Laden is dead - Times of India
ISLAMABAD: Pakistan President Asif Ali Zardari has said that al-Qaida chief Osama bin Laden is dead, but has sought more international aid to expand military operations against Taliban, in areas where Americans believe he may be hiding.