Chertoff in Russian means "son of the devil", so it's only natural that a devil would want to go see the fire's wrath of destruction in Southern California and spread some bogus propaganda. The people of New Orleans have learned to distrust this son of the devil, and now it's California's turn to learn from the burn.
Life Under Fire : The View From San Diego Pajamas Media, CA
Looked on the TV not long ago and there was Michael Chertoff’s skeletal face making promises to us. And yes, I know, I know, there were a lot of other folks to blame for Katrina, but sorry to say, my instinctive thought was: ”Oh, terrific, the hero of New Orleans!”
FEMA Workers Masquerade As Reporters Associated Press
Real Fake News: FEMA Asks, FEMA Answers Rolling Stone
In lighter news, Arnold Schwarzenegger sets his hair on fire and tells how California has nothing to fear, if they use Arnie's fire resistant hair spray. Meanwhile, reports that fire ants are the source of all the recent arson, cause it's taboo to call it terrorism by humans. We must blame it on fictional bugs in order to be PC happy and refrain from demanding the truth.
Officials: Arson Behind Santiago Fire
CBS News has learned a task force of agencies, including the FBI, ATF, the Orange County Fire Authority and the California Department of Forestry will announce shortly that the massive Santiago Canyon Fire -- which has caused an estimated $10 million in damage -- is being officially declared an arson, and a $70,000 reward is being offered to find the arsonist.